Here's a start for 2012

Puns for those with a higher IQ :

  Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

  A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

  Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

  Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

  A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

  Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

  Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

  Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

  When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

  A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

  What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

  She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

  If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

  With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

  The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

  You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

  Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

  Every calendar's days are numbered.

  A lot of money is tainted -  Taint yours and taint mine.

  A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

  He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

  A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

  Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

  Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

  Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

  Acupuncture is a jab well done.