Emoticons

We have all seen the little emoticons which can give you a warm and fuzzy feeling, not quite as well known are assicons and breasticons, hope you enjoy, if you are shocked by any of them I don't want to know about it.

“Emoticons”

(:-) Smile

(:-( Frown

(;-) Wink

(:=o Surprise

(:=0 Big Surprise

(:.( Crying

(:-P Sticking Tongue Out

(:-*) Want A Kiss?

(8) ) Amazed

(;-)~ Drooling

(:-& Tongue Tied

(:-@ Screaming

(::-) Wearing Glasses

(:-} Naughty Grin

(:-{ Frown

(::={ Annoyed

“Assicons”

(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass

(_o_) An ass that’s been around

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_X_) Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_^^_) A wise ass

(_E=mc2_) A smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of ass

(_?_) A dumb ass

“Breasticons”

Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)