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Sunday, October 09, 2005


We have all seen the little emoticons which can give you a warm and fuzzy feeling, not quite as well known are assicons and breasticons, hope you enjoy, if you are shocked by any of them I don't want to know about it.


(:-) Smile

(:-( Frown

(;-) Wink

(:=o Surprise

(:=0 Big Surprise

(:.( Crying

(:-P Sticking Tongue Out

(:-*) Want A Kiss?

(8) ) Amazed

(;-)~ Drooling

(:-& Tongue Tied

(:-@ Screaming

(::-) Wearing Glasses

(:-} Naughty Grin

(:-{ Frown

(::={ Annoyed


(_!_) A regular ass

(__!__) A fat ass

(!) A tight ass

(_*_) A sore ass

{_!_} A swishy ass

(_o_) An ass that’s been around

(_x_) Kiss my ass

(_X_) Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) A tired ass

(_^^_) A wise ass

(_E=mc2_) A smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of ass

(_?_) A dumb ass


Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + )( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)


bubba said...


OldHorsetailSnake said...

Great stuff. Chortle worthy.

kenju said...

Loved it, all of it, Peter. Thanks for the laugh!

Pieces of Me said...

That is sooooooooooo funny! LOL! here from Michele's!!

Theresa said...

LMAO! I SOOO needed this laugh! Thank you!

Trucker Bob said...

Like Hoss, I'm chortling.

Zee said...

I'm crying I laughed so hard!

Busy Mom said...

How funny!