Holties House: A Ripe Old Age

Thursday, January 05, 2006

A Ripe Old Age

I found this at sudiegirls and just loved it.
In no way related don't miss Mike's post "Bubba's letter up Nawth"

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5 comments:

Merle said...: Hi Peter ~~ How the hell did you do this? Do you plan to be around to age 105? At least now
Marcus has a date to work with.
He will be a doddery ? old pastor
by then. And I don't plan on reaching 107 so I will say farewell now.; Thu Jan 05, 02:32:00 pm
WordWhiz said...: That works on so many levels!!; Thu Jan 05, 10:21:00 pm
madameplushbottom said...: That is great!!! Sorry I haven't popped in lately... something must be wrong with the lovely "virtual" gift of the internet at home.

I do think of you and hope you're doing well. I am embarking on a journey this month... so I might continue to be astray until February.

Know that you are not forgotten...I will be back and I will be posting.

Hugs, Meg; Fri Jan 06, 12:03:00 am
LZ Blogger said...: Peter ~ I hope you are feeling WELL! This post gave me concern! ~ jb///; Fri Jan 06, 12:11:00 am
Jamie Dawn said...: Very neat! 105!!!!!; Fri Jan 06, 12:52:00 pm

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A Ripe Old Age

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