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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

More Magic Mirrors

Sandy, (abandonedinpasadena) reminded me of this
one yesterday, so here it is.



I guess there is a time in a mans life when he is also concious
of the mirrored image, this passes as the years accumulate, I
studiously avoid mirrors now in my senior years.

Men are like ~~~~

1. Men are like ~ Laxatives ~ They irritate the shit out of you.


2. Men are like ~ Bananas ~ The older they get, the less firm
they are.


3. Men are like ~ Weather ~ Nothing can be done to change
them.


4. Men are like ~Blenders ~ You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.


5. Men are like ~ Chocolate Bars ~ Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.


6. Men are like ~ Commercials ~ You can't believe a word
they say.


7. Men are like ~ Department Stores ~ Their clothes are
always half off.


8. Men are like ~ Government Bonds ~ They take soooooo
long to mature.


9. Men are like ~ Mascara ~ They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.


10. Men are like ~ Popcorn ~ They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.


11. Men are like ~ Lava Lamps ~ Fun to look at, but not very
bright


12. Men are like ~ Parking Spots ~ All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.




10 comments:

Jacqui said...

Hi Peter,
you didn't say how you went with the quiz, it took morna and I a while to get them all.

Did I say thank you for the photo of adam, I hope so but can't remember, so what's new.

Karen said...

Ahhhaaa yeah! Brilliant! :-D Great list.

Have a great day!

Merle said...

Hi Peter, These are funny.
Thanks for your e-mails.Cheers, Merle.

JunieRose2005 said...

:)

a funny list about men- and true !!

June

Maria said...

Yes, those mirrors do tell it all. Sometimes, when I am bopping through a store like a teen-ager, I spot a mirror and glimpse an old lady. It is hard to connect the image to the 17 year old smiling inside me.

Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

Good ones, all. Thanx, Peter!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Okay by me, Peter. I got a handicapped sticker....

Cliff Morrow said...

I have once again caught up Peter. I'm still laughing at "can remember what he's laughing at".
Good bear stories To.
Btw, I have one of those mirrors.

kenju said...

I have seen these before, Peter, but they always evoke a laugh!

Meow said...

I prefer the mirror in Tuesday's post, than the on in Wednesday's post (at least from a woman's point of view). It's funny, I received that photo from Tuesday's post via email on Tuesday ... all things seem to go around at much the same time !!
Love the lists, too. Too true !!!
Take care, Meow