More Magic Mirrors

Sandy, (abandonedinpasadena) reminded me of this
one yesterday, so here it is.


I guess there is a time in a mans life when he is also concious
of the mirrored image, this passes as the years accumulate, I
studiously avoid mirrors now in my senior years.

Men are like ~~~~

1. Men are like ~ Laxatives ~ They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ~ Bananas ~ The older they get, the less firm
they are.

3. Men are like ~ Weather ~ Nothing can be done to change
them.

4. Men are like ~Blenders ~ You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ~ Chocolate Bars ~ Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ~ Commercials ~ You can't believe a word
they say.

7. Men are like ~ Department Stores ~ Their clothes are
always half off.

8. Men are like ~ Government Bonds ~ They take soooooo
long to mature.

9. Men are like ~ Mascara ~ They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.

10. Men are like ~ Popcorn ~ They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

11. Men are like ~ Lava Lamps ~ Fun to look at, but not very
bright

12. Men are like ~ Parking Spots ~ All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.