You girls already know this stuff... Right?
My best friend.
A man was sitting in a bar gulping down shot after shot
of whiskey. His friend comes into the bar and sees him.
“Lou”, says the shocked friend , “what are you doing ?
I’ve known you for 15 years and I’ve never seen you take
a drink before. What’s going on ?”
Lou replies without even lifting his bleary eyes from his
newly filled shot glass, “My wife just ran off with my best
friend,” and he throws back another shot in one gulp.
“But Lou,” says the other man, “I’m your best friend.”
The man turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot
eyes,smiles and then slurs,
“Not any more.... He is."
Motor cycle advert in the local paper.
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had
its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all
wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser commuter.
I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a
loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean
what I thought. Call me, Steve. (xxx)867-8292
First day of deer hunting.
While a Texan was busily preparing for the first day of deer
hunting season, his wife started nagging that he never asked
her to go along. After several hours of argument the wife won.
That next morning they drove out to the country, and he
placed his wife in a tree about 100 yards from his blind.
Just as the hunter reached the blind, he heard a loud bang
coming from the wife's position.
a man nearby and shouting, "It's my deer! Get away from It."
The sheepish-looking stranger just nodded slowly and said,
"OK, lady.. It's your deer. Just let me get my saddle off of it!"
I don't mind living in a man's world
as long as I can be a woman in it.