Let's get back to blogging.
I've been so engrossed with sorting out Bloglines and FeedDemon for the last few days I've lost sight of the fact that I started this blog so that I could share my wit with you, so once again it's back to the fray.
There is a solution to every problem... not always a pleasant one.
TAKE CARE...... BE WARNED....THIS IS REAL....
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering.
For God's Sake, Are You Listening??
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you….
optimist opportunist.
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
It's not true I had nothing on,
I had the radio on.
15 comments:
Peter, when my wife finds me keeled over by the computer, dead from laughing so hard, it's your fault.
Hi Peter
Steves not the only one that laughed I had a good chuckle.Oh I hope i dont get that virus and poor paddy still having a laugh as I type this.
There will be no spark-farting here, I have a Mac!
Miss Cellania
Damn! I opened that 'bedtime' email and now I've got no wine or scotch left! You should have warned me earlier, Peter!!!!
OK, you got me with the first one until I read a little more! That was hysterical!!
Some of us can have sex and be at the computer at the same time. It pays to be flexible and able to multitask.
So funny, Peter- ALL of it!
Junie
Made me laugh out loud, my friend. Love the George Jones tune, too.
I was laughing so hard out loud that my husband wanted to know what was going on. I told him that there was a lot of sadness in the world and about the 17 million people having sex and that I was on the computer & he was doing laundry and he began to laugh too. Very funny post. I'm going to pass the virus along to someone I love. hahaha
This was a LOL one Peter!! Thanks!!
Hi Peter ~ good jokes. Thanks for your comment about the Miracle. It was a good story heading for Christmas. Doozey is an odd word !!
Take care, Merle.
Hi Peter,
I have been trying to comment on Merle's blog but not getting the word verification, just a small x in the box, do you know if this is just me?
Maybe Merle has the virus?
thanks again for the laughs.
Della
Oh Peter, that was very, very funny !! Thank you. I needed a laugh, after the fright of thinking my blog had done a runner. It's back, yay !!
Have a great weekend.
Take care, Meow
sorry, me again - comments working now at Merles'
you can hunch back over your pc...
or go back to whatever it was you were doing..
;-)
Della
I really enjoyed reading about your past! You are one fascinating fellow!
Loved the jokes and cartooon! Thank you so much for making me smile!
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