"In the beginning"


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Thursday, April 19, 2007


Another update on Bloggers Photos.

This is a photo of
"Scamp", she is the
reason that OL' Hoss
has taken to
gallivanting around
the countryside an'
havin' fun.
Scamp is on the right,
and no, that's not Hoss
on the left.

At last a picture of Mike with his clothes on!
Gotta say it Mike, You look better when
you are with your Daughter and Wife

Third try lucky, here's Pamela.

Not quite sure why Jerry
wanted to be known as
"Jelly Belly", but anything
to help a friend out.

A picture of a male orange.

I have pinched some of these from Mike, back in January he
posted quite a few of them


Sex while cleaning the house - chore-gasms.

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.

Sex at the house entrance - door-gasms.

Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.

Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.

Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.

Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.

Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.

Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.

Sex with 4WD drivers - four-on-the-floorgasms.

Sex with a salesmen - door-to-doorgasms.

Sex with a virgin - my-hymen-got-torgasms.

Premature ejaculators have - beforegasms.

Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.

Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eeyore-gasms.

Sex while broke - poor-gasms.

Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.

Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.

Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.

Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.

Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.

Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.

Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.

Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.

Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.

Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.

Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.

Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.

Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.

Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.

Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.

Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.

Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.

Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.

Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.

Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.

Sex while flying - soar-gasms.

Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.

Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.

Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.

Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.

Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.

Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.

Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.

Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.

Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.

Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.

Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.

Sex with under-age partner - Against the law-gasms

Oral sex - Jaw-gasams

Obligatory sex - Chore-gasams

Sex for Geronimo - Squaw-gasams

Sex for a Lion - Roar-gasams

Sex with a nudist - In the raw-gasams

Sex with a gunfighter - Draw-gasams

Sex for an Eskimo - Thaw-gasams

Sex by yourself - Your-gasams

Sex for half of Hollywood -Gabor-gasams

Sex twice a night - Encore-gasams

Sex with a comedian - Guffaw-gasams

Sex at the salad bar - Coleslaw-gasams

Sex in the rain - Downpour-gasams

Sex with Jesse James - Outlaw-gasams

Sex by rhythm method - Withdraw-gasams

Sex with a Mexican - Senor-gasams

Sex at your own risk - caveat emptor-gasams

Sex in the hallway - Corridor-gasams

Sex in South America - Ecuador-gasams

Pre-historic Sex - Dinosaur-gasams

Sex after drinking - Liqueur-gasams

Sex for seniors - Mature-gasams

And where better to finish than there-gasams.


Val said...

The person who created the male orange definitely had too much time on their hands, but very creative. And a big TEE HEE for the more-is-more-gasms.

Peter said...

I only posted the male orange pic Val, I didn't create it.

Anonymous said...

That's what I call a lot of gasams. After that much sex, I say NoMore-gasams.

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ I have enjoyed your series of Blogger pics and you have quite a few more than I have.
I wonder if we will ever get our e- mails back for the comments.
Take care, Love, Merle.

Miss Cellania said...

I love seeing the blogger's pics! But I had to steal that male orange.

kenju said...

How many googlers are you going to get now ??

Katherine said...

GAH! I so loved the male orange pic!!

Rachel said...

That make orange is too cute!! What an imagination some people have!!

Suzz said...

Peter, love your pictures and always get a laugh with your jokes. Don't ever change.

Puss-in-Boots said...

I'll never see an orange the same way again.

As for the all-gasms, where was I when they handed those out?

Cliff Morrow said...

I'm not sure that I've ever witnessed a larger collection of information as your last two blogs. Funny. Strang. Useless. but funny.

Jim said...

Hi Peter -- I loved that gasam list! I can identify with several (??)(don't want to brag) but am having trouble with there-gasam.
Like Google, 'did you mean' three-gasam? Or been-there-gasam?
Yes, and you will have Googleers, I had 254 the day [April 12, 2007] I posted Haley Scarnato, on YouTube.

Ivy the Goober said...

That's not a male orange. Clearly it's a female orange and a male peel. Thanks for coming to see me, Peter

Lee said...

Hi there, Peter...I've been a bit snowed under this week and have become a bit slack in doing the rounds! Glad to see you're still fighting fit and stirring the pot! ;)

Jamie Dawn said...

I love your comment about Jerry and the Jelly Belly!

I love to eat Jelly Bellies, but I sure don't want to have a Jelly Belly, or a Jelly Butt for that matter. :)

Pamela said...

my rimless glasses still make me look like a monkey

Where did that gasms list originate. That had to take alot of time -- who can think that much???

Peter said...

Pamela, I'm almost ashamed to say I wrote about one third of those -gasms,
Yeah I know... Get a hobby... I've got one.

Merle said...

Hi Peter ~~ Lucky you getting some e mail comments, I have not got any yet. I couldn't open the friendship candle, but got one from Robyn that did, so thanks - I think. I agree about Warren's joke, I mucked it up.
Have you been to McDonalds recently, just ordering coffee -- that's how it is done. Take care, Love, Merle.

Meow said...

Love the list of gasms, Peter ... hmmm, you made up most of those ???? You do have too much time !!!
Have been enjoying your blogger photos ... it's nice to see how people REALLY look !!! Often, our avatars aren't pics (like mine), so it's hard to know what the person we are talking to actually looks like.
Hope your weekend is going well.
Take care, Meow