Another update on Bloggers Photos.
This is a photo of"Scamp", she is the
reason that OL' Hoss
has taken to
gallivanting around
the countryside an'
havin' fun.
Scamp is on the right,
and no, that's not Hoss
on the left.
At last a picture of Mike with his clothes on!
Gotta say it Mike, You look better when
you are with your Daughter and Wife
Third try lucky, here's Pamela.
Not quite sure why Jerry
wanted to be known as
"Jelly Belly", but anything
to help a friend out.
A picture of a male orange.
I have pinched some of these from Mike, back in January he
posted quite a few of them
ORGASMS WITH A TWIST.
Sex while cleaning the house - chore-gasms.
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the house entrance - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 4WD drivers - four-on-the-floorgasms.
Sex with a salesmen - door-to-doorgasms.
Sex with a virgin - my-hymen-got-torgasms.
Premature ejaculators have - beforegasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eeyore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - Labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
Sex with under-age partner - Against the law-gasmsOral sex - Jaw-gasams
Obligatory sex - Chore-gasams
Sex for Geronimo - Squaw-gasams
Sex for a Lion - Roar-gasams
Sex with a nudist - In the raw-gasams
Sex with a gunfighter - Draw-gasams
Sex for an Eskimo - Thaw-gasams
Sex by yourself - Your-gasams
Sex for half of Hollywood -Gabor-gasams
Sex twice a night - Encore-gasams
Sex with a comedian - Guffaw-gasams
Sex at the salad bar - Coleslaw-gasams
Sex in the rain - Downpour-gasams
Sex with Jesse James - Outlaw-gasams
Sex by rhythm method - Withdraw-gasams
Sex with a Mexican - Senor-gasams
Sex at your own risk - caveat emptor-gasams
Sex in the hallway - Corridor-gasams
Sex in South America - Ecuador-gasams
Pre-historic Sex - Dinosaur-gasams
Sex after drinking - Liqueur-gasams
Sex for seniors - Mature-gasams
And where better to finish than there-gasams.
19 comments:
The person who created the male orange definitely had too much time on their hands, but very creative. And a big TEE HEE for the more-is-more-gasms.
I only posted the male orange pic Val, I didn't create it.
That's what I call a lot of gasams. After that much sex, I say NoMore-gasams.
Hi Peter ~~ I have enjoyed your series of Blogger pics and you have quite a few more than I have.
I wonder if we will ever get our e- mails back for the comments.
Take care, Love, Merle.
I love seeing the blogger's pics! But I had to steal that male orange.
How many googlers are you going to get now ??
GAH! I so loved the male orange pic!!
That make orange is too cute!! What an imagination some people have!!
Peter, love your pictures and always get a laugh with your jokes. Don't ever change.
I'll never see an orange the same way again.
As for the all-gasms, where was I when they handed those out?
I'm not sure that I've ever witnessed a larger collection of information as your last two blogs. Funny. Strang. Useless. but funny.
Hi Peter -- I loved that gasam list! I can identify with several (??)(don't want to brag) but am having trouble with there-gasam.
Like Google, 'did you mean' three-gasam? Or been-there-gasam?
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Yes, and you will have Googleers, I had 254 the day [April 12, 2007] I posted Haley Scarnato, on YouTube.
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That's not a male orange. Clearly it's a female orange and a male peel. Thanks for coming to see me, Peter
Hi there, Peter...I've been a bit snowed under this week and have become a bit slack in doing the rounds! Glad to see you're still fighting fit and stirring the pot! ;)
I love your comment about Jerry and the Jelly Belly!
I love to eat Jelly Bellies, but I sure don't want to have a Jelly Belly, or a Jelly Butt for that matter. :)
my rimless glasses still make me look like a monkey
Where did that gasms list originate. That had to take alot of time -- who can think that much???
Pamela, I'm almost ashamed to say I wrote about one third of those -gasms,
Yeah I know... Get a hobby... I've got one.
Hi Peter ~~ Lucky you getting some e mail comments, I have not got any yet. I couldn't open the friendship candle, but got one from Robyn that did, so thanks - I think. I agree about Warren's joke, I mucked it up.
Have you been to McDonalds recently, just ordering coffee -- that's how it is done. Take care, Love, Merle.
Love the list of gasms, Peter ... hmmm, you made up most of those ???? You do have too much time !!!
Have been enjoying your blogger photos ... it's nice to see how people REALLY look !!! Often, our avatars aren't pics (like mine), so it's hard to know what the person we are talking to actually looks like.
Hope your weekend is going well.
Take care, Meow
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