Just a quick update on my previous post, because this
brought up some unexpected issues I have added some
comments (in the comments) that might help any
interested readers to better understand.
(sorry Maria it won't help your greek)
Gee I really had to think "hard" to find something to blog
about today.
Click to
enbiggen.
Now lets think this through rationally fellers.... and then go for it.I don't know whether these jokes came up because of the cartoons I used
but I couldn't decide which one to use, so I've used them both.
Should I tell her?
to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in
the confessional, the man said,
"Father .during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door
and asked me to hide her from the enemy so I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you
have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that
way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed
forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one
more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
92 years old.
The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I
had sex with each of them three times."
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!!"
If you read this blog with any regularity you will know that I am fascinated by
stick figures, I was given the link below by Suzz, I thank you Suzz and would
like to share it with others..... very clever/funny.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34244097/
22 comments:
Hahahaha! I loved these ;D
Peter, I love the truck on the upper left! I stole the pic to send to friends here in the US. I hope you don't mind.
Stiff Nipples air conditioning. I'd say that name GUARANTEES the air will be cold. :-)
Funny stuff here, as always.
I'm vacationing in CA. Next on our agenda, my dad, brother, son and I start a driving trip. I will be home and back to a normal life on Aug. 8th. I hope you are doing well there in Australia. I hope to visit there some day. :-)
That truck is wonderful.
Is enbiggen an Australian word or did you coin it?
Whatever, I'm adding it to my vocabulary.
LOL you always have funny one, I wish i can get a 70 year old when i am 92, Hell getting it up withot my teeth falling out will do
Have a nice day
I have days when I haven't got a clue what I'm going to write about in my blog, too, Peter...so I just sit at my keyboard...start typing and wait to see what follows! That way it's a surprise to myself, even! ;)
That animation over at Deviant Art was fantastic. Thanks for the tip.
Hi Peter.
Thanks for the laugh,met Marcus at
Gazza"s a very nice fella.
Love enbiggen, Peter...what a great word.
That is also a very saucy post...lol! A good one, though.
Peter ~ Re: The Black Widow? Just a LITTLE scary! ~ jb///
Beware the black widow. . . she probably doesn't understand Aussie football or Greek. LOL
Someday, I will travel to Australia to watch a football game. It won't matter that I don't understand a thing. I will eat popcorn and hot dogs and drink beer. You do that at games, right?
Peter, the best was not even on your blog! Soooooo goooood was that deviantart entry. You can find a lot of interesting items on that deviantart site.
You are doing fine though.
I like your pictures, the 'war over' thing reminded me of the South in our Civil War.
The Blacks in Texas were not told that slavery was over until several years they were actually free.
They were told on a June 19th, 1965, two years after Abraham Lincoln's September, 1862, Emancipation Proclamation, Texas slaves learned they were free.
It is now an official Texas state holiday.
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great pics. great jokes. great animation.
Beautiful spider. Apparently she doesn't have air conditioning. tee hee.
Hell, you don't have to be 92 to brag about such a feat. do you?
HaHaHaHa!!! Very funny Peter!
With that Stiff Nipple AC service, now that is COLD AIR!
The 92 yr. old, heck who could blame him for telling everyone!!
Great jokes, PTG. And great pic, too.
I saw a hammer over at Vicki's blog the other day you might like
Hi Peter, Enbiggen now were did that come from, Fun post.
The pics of the service trucks were great Peter. Thanks.
I am thinking of stealing the Deviant One. (Well, okay, I just stole it.)
awesome animation! (good jokes too!)
Peter, I love your word ... enbiggen ... almost has a ring of German to it !!!
Great post, as usual.
Hope you are doing well.
Take care, Meow
LoL i can't help, very much funny
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