Just a quick update on my previous post, because this
brought up some unexpected issues I have added some
comments (in the comments) that might help any
interested readers to better understand.
(sorry Maria it won't help your greek)
Gee I really had to think "hard" to find something to blog
Now lets think this through rationally fellers.... and then go for it.
I don't know whether these jokes came up because of the cartoons I used
but I couldn't decide which one to use, so I've used them both.
Should I tell her?
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went
to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in
the confessional, the man said,
"Father .during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door
and asked me to hide her from the enemy so I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you
have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that
way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
92 years old.
An elderly man walks into a confessional.
The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I
picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I
had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!!"
If you read this blog with any regularity you will know that I am fascinated by
stick figures, I was given the link below by Suzz, I thank you Suzz and would
like to share it with others..... very clever/funny.