It's time to clean out the files again, this stuff is to good to throw out without sharing.... so here's your share.
One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
Did not whine, nag or bitch........
But this was a long time ago.....
And it was just ONE day.
Real Happenings in a
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
"Judge, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won!
Paddy and the dog next door.
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog barking.
It had been barking for hours and hours.
Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says
"I've had enough of this".
"The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"
"I've put the dog in our yard.
Fookin' see how THEY like it!”
a light bulb?
Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't
even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,
once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able
to find the light bulbs despite the fact that
they've been in the SAME CABINET for the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by
some miracle of God, actually
find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the
chair they dragged to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!!!!! AND
WOULD BE THE
BULB CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE
EVER PICKS UP OR
CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A
THAT ARE A
THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT
AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS
PLACE! AND DON'T
ON WHO CHANGES
TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
We are in the dying stages (Thank the Lord) of an election campaign here in
Australia, it seems very likely we will have a change of government, after
eleven years in power John Howard's attitude is summed up pretty well by