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Monday, August 17, 2009
Censorship... Ban The Press.
We are just emerging from our winter season here in Australia, can anyone think of a
more pleasant experience than simply turning over and going back to sleep on a cold
morning? after years of being unable to achieve this I recently discovered a way of
going peacefully back to sleep, in fact getting more restful sleep than the previous
night had produced!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you want to share this secret and risk the wrath of Alzheimer's and Dementia??
If you were brave enough to answer yes... read on, if not please go elsewhere....
My simple solution to getting back to sleep is, DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES, I found,
for years, that once I opened my eyes to look at the time, or simply for orientation
purposes that was it sleep deserted me.
Since I made this simple discovery I have been able to just roll over and retreat again
to the land of NOD for another 2 or 3 hours, now the bastards tell me I'm killing my
Heres another discovery.... I had never even heard of the word, much less believed
that I was one, when along comes Katherine Chatfield to inform me that by doing a
web searching (who would have believed that goggling improveyourflow.com or similar
could be harmful??) my symptoms, real or imaginary, I had become a cyberchondriac.
I used to religiously buy the Sunday paper, some would say that WAS my religion, be
that as it may, over the past few months I had not read a Sunday paper, last Sunday
I bought one.... only to make the above listed discoveries, thats it!!!! no more Sunday
paper for me.