Holties House: Computer dependancy

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Computer dependancy

This is the proof that we have become too dependent on our computers.

Question:
Are you Male, or female?

To find out the answer, Look down....

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Look down, not scroll down!

8 comments:

karisma said...: LOL! Now that WAS funny and an eye roller at the same time!; Tue Sept 22, 10:51:00 pm
Carolyn said...: Ack! Ya got me, lol!; Wed Sept 23, 12:10:00 am
Marcus said...: Carn the Cats
Just arrived in Melbourne
Can't wait; Wed Sept 23, 08:56:00 am
LZ Blogger said...: Peter ~ I try and LOOK UP! Cheers mate! I love the footie picture on top. ~ jb///; Wed Sept 23, 10:46:00 am
Christina said...: Ha ha!; Wed Sept 23, 11:37:00 am
Lyn said...: Boy, Oh boy! They just keep getting funnier. Oh sorry, i take that back, I'm a girl!! :P
Lyn x; Thu Sept 24, 06:57:00 pm
Cliff said...: Yeah, but what if I'd had clothes on? Then it wouldn't have been so funny.; Fri Sept 25, 12:07:00 am
Pamela said...: got me, too. But, you still have a GP rating. I only saw my keyboard.; Sun Sept 27, 04:46:00 am

Random Thoughts

* It's a damn small mind that can only think of one way to spell a word ! ~ Andrew Jackson.

* Take my advice, I'm not using it !

* Support bacteria; It's the only culture some people have.

* Wrinkles don't hurt !

* Too soon we get old; Too late we get smart.

* If you have a dog you don't need to bark.

* Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

Albert Einstein.

* Forget the health foods, I need all the preservatives I can get.

* Depressed women eat or go shopping...Depressed men invade another country.

* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

· What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

* Osteopornosis: A degenerate’s disease.

* "I am not young enough to know everything." ~Oscar Wilde.

* A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent. ~Jerome Lawrence.

* "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

* "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

* As the Buddha says, "There are two ways to have enough. One is to buy more. The other is to desire less."

* "Red meat isn't bad for you... that green fuzzy stuff is."

* Forehead.... Somewhere to rest your hand when you're frustrated.

* The seventh commandment is thou shall not admit adultery.

* Christians have only one spouse. This is called Monotony.

* "If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherder every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side." Orson Scott Card.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

*The last thing I want to do is hurt you... But its still
on my list !

*Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit... Wisdom
is not putting it in a fruit salad !

* Don't argue with an idiot... He'll drag you down to
his level then beat you with experience.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
than puttin' it back in.

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Computer dependancy

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