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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Safegaurd Your Home This Christmas



How to install a wireless security system at your home:


1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work
boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on
top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

2) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

3) With Items #1 and #2, leave a note on your front door
that says something like:


"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition - - back in 1/2 an hr.

Don't disturb the Pit-bulls, they've just been wormed."


10 comments:

FTS said...

Yep. I think that would do the trick. ;)

Cliff Morrow said...

Now that right thar, is some gooood advice.

Ivy the Goober said...

I might try that! I'll let you know if someone steals the boots.

bubba said...

I like it. Should I put out a pair of my boots. lol.

Jamie Dawn said...

That post was short and packed a BIG FUNNY punch!
I think a would be burglar would think twice before going in there.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Oh, good stuff! Funny, but seriously good ideas.

LZ Blogger said...

Peter ~
You forgot to add to the note "I hope you guys are out on parole by now!" ~ FUNNY stuff! ~ jb///

Karen said...

Works for me! LOL

kenju said...

That would do it, all right! I wouldn't go near a house with that on the porch.

Cliff Morrow said...

Hey Peter, how about a sign that says, "Life Insurance salesman lives here",