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How to install a wireless security system at your home:
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work
boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on
top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
2) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
3) With Items #1 and #2, leave a note on your front door
that says something like:
"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more
ammunition - - back in 1/2 an hr.
8 comments:
Now that right thar, is some gooood advice.
I might try that! I'll let you know if someone steals the boots.
That post was short and packed a BIG FUNNY punch!
I think a would be burglar would think twice before going in there.
Oh, good stuff! Funny, but seriously good ideas.
Peter ~
You forgot to add to the note "I hope you guys are out on parole by now!" ~ FUNNY stuff! ~ jb///
Works for me! LOL
That would do it, all right! I wouldn't go near a house with that on the porch.
Hey Peter, how about a sign that says, "Life Insurance salesman lives here",
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